Has anyone seen a problem with the claim of a “God-given right to own a gun”? First of all, which God? Yahweh? Jesus? Allah? Now I can imagine a very pissed-off Yahweh letting loose with a giant Bushmaster, spraying down the masses of Sodom and Gomorrah. And lest we become too smug, I can see him using the same weapon against us individual sinners who break his Covenant. But to allow human beings to control a weapon with such God-like powers? No way would he give that away. And then there’s Jesus and his sermon on the mount: “Blessed are the little children but mow ’em down like cornstalks with your AK-15!” Now if the Holy Ghost is the God you’re talking about, I get it. I understand. Because such weapons make holey ghosts of human beings, put lots and lots and lots of holes in them. Now that makes sense, doesn’t it?