God Given Right to Own a Gun?

Has anyone seen a problem with the claim of a “God-given right to own a gun”? First of all, which God? Yahweh? Jesus? Allah? Now I can imagine a very pissed-off Yahweh letting loose with a giant Bushmaster, spraying down the masses of Sodom and Gomorrah. And lest we become too smug, I can see him using the same weapon against us individual sinners who break his Covenant. But to allow human beings to control a weapon with such God-like powers? No way would he give that away. And then there’s Jesus and his sermon on the mount: “Blessed are the little children but mow ’em down like cornstalks with your AK-15!” Now if the Holy Ghost is the God you’re talking about, I get it. I understand. Because such weapons make holey ghosts of human beings, put lots and lots and lots of holes in them. Now that makes sense, doesn’t it?

Advertisements

1 Comment

Filed under Uncategorized

One response to “God Given Right to Own a Gun?

  1. “my” God didn’t own any guns. He had a semi-automanic smoter, a salt thrower and the very first Taser.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s